If you’re like me, you’ve been waiting for SOMEONE to make a list of the NON-fake news sources so I can finally figure out what’s actually going on in the (real) United States of America. Well, our prayers may have been answered. Sinclair Broadcast Group has demanded that all of their local news reporters recite–on air–a pledge of unbiased news reporting (deadspin, The Daily Dot, CNN, John Oliver, The Guardian). If you’d like to know if your favorite news source has taken “The SBG Pledge” or not, you can check here. Better check back often, though–Sinclair is feeling spendy these days. They are the largest owner of television stations in the U.S. They own 193 stations across the country and they’re about to add 40 more. Pretty soon, there won’t be any more room for fake news in the whole durn country! No foolin’!