Guess who just got a comfy new office in the west wing? And, top security clearance? It’s America’s favorite first daughter, Ivanka! Maybe she can help her daddy fend off these FAKE NEWS allegations about Russian ties and money laundering. Maybe she can help protect him from Obama. Maybe she can help him whip the recalcitrant Republicans into shape. Or, maybe she’ll just promote lingerie. I can’t wait to find out. Exciting!